Things I've learned:

Just created this to list all those bits of knowledge you pick up along the way, some funny, some cynical ans some just plain frustrating.  Let me know what you think....

1. You can't all have the same driving skills as Jenson Button.  Some of you are Average, some Terrible & some should just walk!

2. Women's bums "never look too big in this", NEVER...

3. Babysit kids before you decide to start a family.

4. It's just a Job.

5. Adverts where a Women's Hair product has added ingredients like Royal Jelly....will not make you look like that 'Cruz' woman after just 15 minutes of using it on a Monday morning.

6. If it is "too good to be true", that's because it probably is.

7. SPAM mail is part of life, the sooner you come to accept it, the easier it will be.

8. Christmas & Easter are when you can have Chocolate for Breakfast, all other mornings, chocolate is not allowed.

9. Do the advertisers, who sell Kitchen & Bathroom products, really think that every Kitchen & Bathroom out there, look so minging?

10. When taking a Coat Hanger out a wardrobe, why do one or more Coat Hangers have to fall out with it?

11. Why do people drive round a Supermarket Car Park searching for the closest parking space to the entrance, only to then walk miles inside?

12. If when the winter weather is so bad the authorities advise you to carry a spade in your car!  Don't go out in the first place. 

13. Ski Jumping, Why?

14. Always double check before you submit your expenses, especially if your an MP.

15. When your in the queue for the Cash Machine!  Why does it always seem the person using the machine in front of you, always seems to be using it like a Slot Machine, loads of beeps & taking 5 minutes.....

16. Telephone Menus, why can't you never just find a menu selection just to speak to somebody, press 1 to speak to someone, press 2 to use our automated system, press 3 to obtain your balance.......

17. Why does the weekend go so quick, and 7:30am on a Monday morning comes round so fast?  Yet it takes ages to get to the equivalent Wednesday evening from that Monday morning (think about it)........

18. Why oh Why oh Why do they insist on every few months, moving where they keep the Super Noodles & everything else in the SuperMarket?

19. A religious War is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.

20. Oh I'll think of some others!